It's an acquired taste. But today is fruitcake day, and if you're from Yorkshire you'll be chomping your way through fruitcake and Wensleydale cheese like there's no tomorrow. (There probably is a tomorrow, but it's not going to be fruitcake day...)
If you're not from Yorkshire, you're probably skipping the cheese part. And/or the fruitcake part.
What's a given though is that you're not skipping the calories - and that's great. Knock yourself out, you deserve a break. We'll be right here waiting for when you when you're finally ready to emerge from your fug of self-indulgence and do battle with the after-effects of the seasonal excesses, and sweat out that yucky aftertaste of sprouts, after dinner mints, and all those other things that you're going to avoid for the next 12 months.
We've got your back.